Tuesday, March 31, 2015

90's people get it


She asked me if I liked her cable-knit sweater cropped to child size & denim mini skirt with frayed hem..
I said no, I don't care for it...She changed & then asked, how about this baby doll dress over a mini-tee?  
Again I said no.. She changed & asked how about this flannel cowboy shirt with motorcycle boots?


Tired and wanting to watch Seinfeld, I say OK.  So, I opened up my can of crystal Pepsi, put on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.   She changed again into an over sized Dawson's Creek sweatshirt & a scrunchie.
Beanie Babies were scattered all over her floor.  She made me take off my Sketchers, while she changed the channel to watch Touched by an Angel.


I objected & said she looked like Patti Mayonnaise, she threw a Mighty Ducks VHS at me, called me a Zack Morris wanna-be, then kicked me out.